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Well, two MARKETING emails, but yes. You'll still get tracking, delivery confirmation, etc.

If you sign up for marketing emails, I send one email for when I launch a new product, and one email that gives you our holiday discount calendar. I fucking HATE email marketing and the geeks and criminals who do it.

No. Absolutely not. These games are for grown-ups (or at least people pretending to be grown-ups). Ages 17+.

Go Fuck Yourself: 3-6 players

I Would Kill Hitler - 3-8 players recommended

GFYS: 5–10 minutes
IWKH: 30+ Minutes

3–5 business days within the U.S.

(If it takes longer, it’s probably our fault. Email us: hello@spitehousestudios.com)

Yes. It's on the expensive side, but it's going to get cheaper as we expand physically into other markets.

I will fix it. Email me.

TikTok: @spitehouse_games

I do not fuck with Facebook

Because both platforms PUNISH creators for not offering free shipping. The only way I could circumvent that was to raise the price on those platforms, so that it includes the price of the game AND shipping. Shipping is like $7 for me right now because I have to pay a company in ass crack Dallas TX to pick pack and ship orders... But Buying on my website will always be cheaper.

Well, two MARKETING emails, but yes. You'll still get tracking, delivery confirmation, etc.

If you sign up for marketing emails, I send one email for when I launch a new product, and one email that gives you our holiday discount calendar. I fucking HATE email marketing and the geeks and criminals who do it.

No. Absolutely not. These games are for grown-ups (or at least people pretending to be grown-ups). Ages 17+.

Go Fuck Yourself: 3-6 players

I Would Kill Hitler - 3-8 players recommended

GFYS: 5–10 minutes
IWKH: 30+ Minutes

3–5 business days within the U.S.

(If it takes longer, it’s probably our fault. Email us: hello@spitehousestudios.com)