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about

we make games out of spite

I started this company out of spite for one man who was ALSO a board game publisher. His name was Jim...

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Every game I make carries that attitude and tone to spite him and everything he represents - vanity, arrogance, being stupid and dumb,these are principles I stand firmly against.

Fuck that guy.

Even those guys think our games are cool

This game personally offended my uptight uncle. 10/10.

Played Go F** Yourself* at our family BBQ and now my uncle won't talk to me. Worth every penny. Honestly, I've never laughed harder while actively losing friends. Can't wait for the expansion.

- Jess T

This game personally offended my uptight uncle. 10/10.

Played Go F** Yourself* at our family BBQ and now my uncle won't talk to me. Worth every penny. Honestly, I've never laughed harder while actively losing friends. Can't wait for the expansion.

- Jess T

This game personally offended my uptight uncle. 10/10.

Played Go F** Yourself* at our family BBQ and now my uncle won't talk to me. Worth every penny. Honestly, I've never laughed harder while actively losing friends. Can't wait for the expansion.

- Jess T

FAQs

Well, two MARKETING emails, but yes. You'll still get tracking, delivery confirmation, etc.

If you sign up for marketing emails, I send one email for when I launch a new product, and one email that gives you our holiday discount calendar. I fucking HATE email marketing and the geeks and criminals who do it.

No. Absolutely not. These games are for grown-ups (or at least people pretending to be grown-ups). Ages 17+.

Go Fuck Yourself: 3-6 players

I Would Kill Hitler - 3-8 players recommended

GFYS: 5–10 minutes
IWKH: 30+ Minutes

3–5 business days within the U.S.

(If it takes longer, it’s probably our fault. Email us: hello@spitehousestudios.com)

Yes. It's on the expensive side, but it's going to get cheaper as we expand physically into other markets.

I will fix it. Email me.

TikTok: @spitehouse_games

I do not fuck with Facebook

Because both platforms PUNISH creators for not offering free shipping. The only way I could circumvent that was to raise the price on those platforms, so that it includes the price of the game AND shipping. Shipping is like $7 for me right now because I have to pay a company in ass crack Dallas TX to pick pack and ship orders... But Buying on my website will always be cheaper.

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